* In another sign of holiday cheer, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department reported a 250 percent rise in the number of guns handed over in a no-questions-asked program to exchange weapons for holiday gift cards. The department's station in a high crime suburb received 964 guns, two hand grenades and two briefcases full of dynamite. [Emphasis added.]
http://www.samstoybox.com/toys/DynamiteShack.htmlIf only I had a couple of briefcases full of dynamite, I would be RICH in holiday gift cards right about now. Now I know what I should have been investing in all these years.
* More people are seeking love online to compensate for the pain of losses. Match.com, which has online dating sites in 40 countries, had its largest membership growth in the last seven years in November. "During these trying times, people are looking for hope in their inbox," said CEO Thomas Enraght-Moony.
Could this possibly become a Depression when there are so many opportunities for informating? I think not, my friends. I think not:
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you need to jump on this opportunity!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGiven the current economic turmoil, I feel that it is not out of line for me to suggest the official launching of Metadater, a dating site 2.0 style for busy information professionals. To fund the creation of such a site, I will be trading in my dynamite. 'Tis the season!
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